Episode 18: Gold in Humans

"How much Gold is found in the Human Body?"

Summary
"Gold in Humans is the eighth episode of the second season, and the eighteenth episode of Interesting Fact Time. It involves Allen trying to go on vacation on the airport while constantly being rejected by the security checkpoint.

Plot
John is working at security at Nutropolis International Airport when Allen tries to speedrun through the checkpoint. The alarm goes off, indicating that Allen is carrying an unwanted substance. John tells Allen to pull out everything from his pockets, to which Allen pulls out his modern phone and an old phone.

Allen calls his parents on his old phone telling them about his vacation to Brazil, and then places them away. He once again tries to go through the checkpoint, only to get rejected again. Knowing this, he pulls out a gun, causing John to surrender.

However, this gun turns out to be an invention by Allen for when you pull the trigger, it plays music. Allen and John dance to it together, and then he places the last of his things into the luggage box.

Now that everything he is carrying is gone, Allen decides to go through the checkpoint. But guess what? THE DAMN ALARM GOES OFF AGAIN! Allen gets absolutely pissed from this and jumps into the air, taking all of his clothes off, and is now buck naked. (ha ha, more like fuck naked)

Now that he is completely nude, he proceeds to go through the checkpoint hopefully for the last time, but alas. The checkpoint still rejects him no matter what. Allen curses under his breath and asks John what he should do, and John decides to please him.

Allen walks over to John, and John flips Allen upside down and shakes him violently. A gold coin slides out of Allen, causing Allen to orgasm and moan loudly. John just holds Allen entirely paralyzed, all he can think is "WTF?".

Episode Fact
Did you know that a person weighing 150 pounds contains 0.2 milligrams of gold?

Series Trivia

 * This episode reveals that Allen weighs 150 pounds.
 * This was one of the most controversial episodes, since this episode is pretty much NSFW.
 * Honestly, what the fuck were the "Smart Learning for All" team thinking when they made this?