Episode 17: Human Hair

"Interesting Fact about Human Hair"

Summary
"Human hair" is the seventh episode of the second season, as well as the seventeenth episode overall of Interesting Fact Time. It introduces us to the gang's dog, Ted, and dives into why he has such a burning feeling of hate and vengeance against Monty.

Plot
Ted is having the time of his life on his favorite ball, riding around the living room of the Chronicle House. Meanwhile, Monty is sleeping on the chair, with his head lying on the floor and having very sharp hair. Due to this, Ted accidentally pops his ball after bumping into Monty's hair.

Rather than accept that it was an accident and move on, Ted proceeds to scream like a bitch and decides to murder Monty as an act of revenge. He sharpens his claws and tries to dig into Monty's head, but this does nothing. He then tries to bite off Monty's hairs one by one so he can take a bite out of Monty, but this also fails.

Not wanting to give up so easily, Ted grabs a chainsaw and attempts to kill Monty by cutting his head open with it. However, all this does is destroy the chainsaw. He then summons a hammer and tries to bash in Monty's head, but ends up falling backwards.

With almost all attempts failed, Ted pulls out a cannon and fires it, triggering a loud explosion, making Ted fall to the floor. He watches in sheer horror as Monty wakes up being perfectly fine. Monty then breathes on a piece of his hair and walks off to talk to the gang, not giving the slightest fuck that he almost died.

Episode Fact
Did you know that human hair is almost impossible to destroy?

Series Trivia

 * This episode is the first time that Ted appears, and his debut confirms that he is insane.
 * Despite all of the attempts to kill Monty, not a single one of them has Ted trying to shoot him with a gun.
 * You'd think Ted would try to shoot Monty, considering that they're gang members.
 * Chances are they didn't include a gun so that the show would be more family-friendly.