John

Summary
John is Allen's roommate, and the second-in-command of the Nut Chronicles. He takes his jobs very seriously, and wants to make live better for his friends. His favorite food is baked beans.

Appearance and Personality
John is short compared to the other characters but is also the most overweight person in the series, weighing 183 pounds (83 kilograms) at a height of 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters). He has brown curly hair and doesn't have a chin. He will either be seen wearing a pink shirt or a blue police uniform.

John often behaves seriously and sometimes works overtime and stays on task to ensure that he can get enough money to support the lives of him and his friends. When he's not at work, he will be hanging out with his friends or sleeping.

Trivia

 * John has the ability to snore so loud that it can make a building collapse, such as when he almost destroyed the Nut House in Episode 1: Snoring.
 * He has a cousin named Jorge, who is a magician and an opera singer, as seen in Episode 10: Human Scream.
 * John knows Allen more than the others, and he is the only one who has seen what Allen looks at online.
 * John was the first of the five major characters to not be seen again. The last time he was seen in the show was in Episode 23: Our Weight vs Moon.
 * Considering that Dr. Leo managed to get a proper ending where he died between Episodes 23 and 24, due to his grave being shown in latter episode, we can assume that John died and his body was never found.